February 2012
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January 2010
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the lily linda project on skittles
lily: did you ever have that shirt that said “i made out with yo boyfriend”
no
what about “madonna is my homeboy”
November 2009
1 post
what-eva
every time i attempt to do any sort of studious school assignment/studying i immediately get tired and want a nap. the next thing i know i find myself stumbling to the nearest bed (whether it be mine, lilys, or whoever the hell else’s house i’m at) yawning, cozying up gathering the blankets around me justifying why its okay to sleep now because i’ll just study really hard...
October 2009
2 posts
herzigsucks
——- Forwarded Message —— From: Linda Centeno <lindacenteno@ymail.com> To: chuck herzig <cherzig@elcamino.edu> Sent: Wed, October 21, 2009 12:27:31 PM Subject: I chose to drop your class because I thought your system of grading was extremely unfair. You have easy assignments but grade them as if you openly expected a lot more. There were questions on the...
leaving for boston soon...
and it will be cold so i have an excuse to splurge on cold weather materials!
SUCH AS:
and either this
or thisĀ
(which is TO DIE FOR because it’s actually! raining! cats! and dogs!)
for the record, i am only this materialistic when it comes to winter shopping. sighhhhh
September 2009
6 posts
Lily/Linda Project numero II
Linda
HEY?
Lily
hey?
Linda
no work?
Lily
i got off at 11?
Linda
oh?
do you work tomorrow?
night?
Lily
at nine?
Linda
oh no way?
Lily
in the mornig?
Linda
can we see a movie?
Lily
i mean morning?
Linda
oh do you mean morning?
Lily
i think so?
Linda
oh cool?
sounds good?
ill call you?
Lily
like around 5?
Linda
uh huh?
well i gotta run?
Lily
and were gonna see the room right?
Linda
ill talk to you tomorrow?
the room is next week?
Lily
i guess just text me then?
Linda
i will?
k bye?
Lily
cya?
Linda
wouldnt wanna b ya?
ick
i was on my period over the weekend and during that time i didn’t shower for four days. (BECAUSE I FORGOT) (*edit, i just realized it’s been 7 days, heh*) therefore, i am pretty confident i have a yeast infection.
also, jeff hit an opossum yesterday and it tortured my soul to leave it there, especially because i was high and overthinking it, but we had to. i made him pull over and...
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
– Steve Martin
oh
also, im trying to document all the stupid and great things my friends and i do and so far i have this:
1. last week lily and i were smoking weed in her car and i asked her to “blow it out” obviously referring to the ash in the pipe, and instead of doing what i would assume to be the obvious option of putting your mouth on one end and blowing the ash out of the bowl she tapped the ash...
the lily/linda project (like julie and julia get...
lily and i challenged each other to eat a burger king tendercrisp chicken burger, an original chicken sandwich, fries, and a medium soda each. we both lost. in the sense that we both were able to eat all of it. it was a hefty job but somebody had to do it.. (that’s not true) (we didn’t have to)